Missed me? Well…I missed you, too!
I’ve been working on a communications plan for a non profit group. It’s been fun. Okay, not fun but rewarding. Actually, it’s been a bureaucratic nightmare.
However, now that the project is nearing completion I can see the light at the end of the tunnel…reflecting through a rather large bottle of gin.
Why do people continue to think they will never get caught doing something offensive/unfair/disgusting/criminal or just plain WRONG?
I’m starting to believe it’s not all stupidity; it’s got a lot to do with ego. For men I totally get that…small dick, big ego. For women, it’s all about control. They know it’s wrong…they just don’t care.
Two prime examples would be Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter. What really bothers me is no matter how much money these two rake in they will NEVER GO AWAY.
Maybe I should disconnect from the Internet and live in ignorance. There is only so much “click, read, cry, vomit” a body can take.
Will someone pass me a tissue?
I could not not reblog this one.
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10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong
01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
(via bombingbetty)
”since straight parents only raise straight children.”
OH RLY NOW.
- Are you telling me that having healthy eyes is wrong?
- I have hung around with tall people for as long as I remember and I still remain 5 foot on the dot.
- Don’t be stupid.
- Blacks CAN marry whites, and women are NOT property. You come to my face and call me property. We’ll see who walks on who, you imbecile.
- No, it won’t change a thing. Marriage will still be a symbol of undying love and commitment regardless of who is getting married.
- Are you seriously telling me that people shouldn’t have a right to be together because they can’t spawn? The World is 4 billion people OVER what the population should be. There are TOO MANY people to sustain the planet, and are you seriously telling me there aren’t ENOUGH orphans? You sick little fuck.
- Uhm, no, when gay marriage was frowned upon everywhere, straight couples raised gay children. Gay couples have raised straight children, I’ve seen it. That is just the height of ignorance.
- I couldn’t give a fuck about religion and neither could anybody else.
- That’s why people have Godmothers and Godfathers, aunts, uncles, grandmothers and grandfathers. Teachers. Your parents are not the only role models in your life.
- Normal, tolerant people have already adapted. It’s just the ignorant, stuck up, narrow-minded people like you who won’t manage.
WHAT are you doing on Tumblr, you disgrace to humanity?
the original post was all sarcasm, right? or am i an idiot.
they support gay marriage do they not? now i’m confused.
woah qurl calm yo titz
it was sarcasm
I laughed.
Hahaha wow, someone got trolled like a bitch
HA HA HA HA HA
Oh God, that just made my day.
hahaha
Did you read about the new media campaign from the Mormon Church? The campaign they are hoping will resurrect their image? The campaign that’s reputed to be costing between $10 and $20 million?
No? Yes? Okay then.
Do you think that they think THIS new show on TLC is gonna help?
So I’m off the Internet for a bit and I come back to see Ann Coulter is still out there spouting off her own particular brand of scorn. Yes, yes first amendments rights…blah, blah, blah.
The founding fathers should have had a teenager on the “committee” when they were writing this one…’cause a teenager would have known to include the words…”except for stupid people” somewhere in the text.
„,a new E! reality tv show…wedding-themed challenges and the winner gets a “little something done” each week.
Oh…my…god! This is so cool!
But, why stop there? How about instead of wedding gifts, the bride and groom could register for a list of “procedures.”
Only…the bride would have to remember to request boobs…plural.
“Egyptian Newspaper Alters Photo To Show Mubarak In Front Of Obama”
Great. Now I can’t trust what I read AND see. Next someone will figure out how to make shit smell good. I’m sure someone on the GOP is working on that RIGHT NOW.
tumblr…I’ve missed you.
I’ve been busy putting together a proposal to do a communications plan for a local organization. I’m regretting this decision. They haven’t a clue as to what they do, what they need or where they want to go. I can help with the what they need part but, guys, someone must be able to explain what, exactly, you do?
Plus, I find they are a government-funded, not-for-profit agency and no one is in charge. Whatever they do, they do by committee. Nightmare.
